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Department of the Bleedin' Obvious Reports on PlayStation 3 Crime Spree

Low supply, high demand and even higher prices on eBay... If you couldn't see a bit of a PlayStation 3 related crime wave coming then you might want to save your $600 and get some laser eye treatment instead.

Engadget has the roundup of muggings, scuffles and even shootings (in

Texas

, what?!) Some stores were robbed. Some folks were mugged. Many more fights broke out in lines when the doors finally opened. Screw it, 50 people lined up to buy 10 consoles... You would let your elbows fly, wouldn't you?

The Darwin Award has to go to an assista nt Wal-Mart manager in

West Bend

,

Milwaukee;

who, either quite stupidly or quite maliciously, set up a lottery of musical chairs to raffle off the ten consoles. He lined up 10 chairs, got the 50 people to a starting position and the 10 people in the chairs at the end of the race would get to buy one of the PS3s. Naturally head injuries followed... I mean, what the hell?! The people in the line, if not the manager himself, should have copped that this was stupidity and walked away. It's a Goddamn Games Console, is it worth breaking your neck and playing it from a wheelchair?

That may not have been breaking the laws of man, but it sure was a crime of stupidity...

Sheesh. The human capacity for stupidity never ceases to amaze me - particularly when you get more than two people in the same space.

Comments (13)

Anonymous:

but if you are in a wheelchair (because of an accident at the store) at least
you'll have time off work to enjoy it.

the_other_aaron:

Unless you're in the wheelchair reserved for the tetriplegics. Then it might
not be so fun.

Anonymous:

only in america....

Anonymous:

"only in america..." What a bunch of horse-shit! Violence over PS3's is just
human nature at its ugliest, and anyone who thinks this wouldn't happen in
another country is just a shameless jingoist.

Anonymous:

I think the WalMart managers idea was great! Hell - if your stupid enough to
camp out for a 600.00 game, you get what you deserve.

Dave:

That is so damned funny, I nearly drowned drinking some water...It could only
have been done with an evil glint in the guys eye...Maybe the BOFH got a new job
at WalMart

Anonymous:

I wonder how many of those were Ebay sellers. Must have been a painful way to
earn money.

Anonymous:

LAO this is insanely funny. I am kicking myself in the ass though for not seeing
this money making opportunity earlier.

toad10:

Lets see ahh fighting over toys? Sounds like something I did when I was 5.

Anonymous:

or what your parents did to get you ticklely me elmo

Anonymous:

It is only in America. I lined up for my PS3 (In Canada), the lines were
orderly and there was never any pushing or elbows. Perhaps americans have
become blind to the level of violence that pervades their society.

Steve:

Like the anonymous poster mentioned 5 posts up; People weren't waiting in line
for a $600 console, They were in line for their shot to sell the console
at %200+ retail value and make an easy buck. All of you suggesting that they
were being foolish for doing what they did for a meager console need to re-
evaluate the situation.

Anonymous:

[Quote]if your stupid enough to camp out for a 600.00 game, you get what you
deserve.[/Quote]$600 doesn't even get you a playable game; it just gets a
console. Toss in another $60-$80 (per game), then you have a (near) $700 game.

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